If you're not even in the race please leave the arena

Lately I have seen this recurring theme in my life. People who aren't even competing are attempting to sabotage the race. Clemetentine knows what I am talking about. So now I am going to write a letter to these people (and you all know who you are)

Dear Social Leper,

You are driving down the stock in the human population. You irk everyone with your petty ways and snide remarks. You are barking up the wrong trees! I (and when I say "I" I am speaking for the entire world.) am tired of you creeping around in the shadows trying to ruin what good things people have going for them. Rather then trying to suck out the pleasures of someone else's world go find your own. Your Woo is Me song and dance is getting old quick. You play it almost as often as the radio station plays Brittany. And for the sake of human survival both must stop immediately.
Now I know that it is hard for you to stop playing the victim, because you have done it for sooo long. But the thing about being a victim you fail to realize is that you wont be saved by someone else every time. At some point in your life you will find yourself all alone and defenseless with no one to blame, and when you reach that point you will see just how horrible you truly are. Let people have their happiness even if it contradicts your pursuit because it's not all about you. We all have to live hear and you are just draining the life force out of us all.
Also, quit barking and steeping up if you have no actual intention of doing anything. When people try to step up and act all big and bad, I WILL get back in your face. I guess you can consider this your formal warning. Have a nice life and please stay away from me.
Sincerely,
Fed Up

Ok, so I had to get that off my chest. This entire week was full of people trying to push me around and failing. I am tired now, and I have said my peace so I am going to bed. But tune in tomorrow when I tell people the secret to surviving a Christmas cookie exchange with the winless. Hint: You will need a really big purse!