Where is Clementine?

Ok so Clementine is on a date and I don't want to disturb him. Have fun boy, just not to much fun. LOL.
I have been talking to him in my head about something horrible I did today. You see my hubby has been married before to a cratarzy whore and I have to deal with her. He has a child with her and so they talk regularly. Now I know you aren't supposed to hate, but I HATE her. She is the embodiment of everything weak and disgusting that I absolutely detest.. I will tell you that story later. Anyway I was sitting on the couch and my hubby was in bed as usual and his phone rang. I saw it was her and ignored her. She left a message saying that she really needed to talk to him. Pick up the kid or something. She then called back twice in a row. I didn't pick up, because I have nothing civil to say to the woman. I didn't wake Kevin and I deleted the messages. OOPS I thought 9 was to save.
So now I am sitting on the floor talk to Clementine in my head. He has both of his personalities this time so I have feed back from two people. Louis told me to come clean and said that it was wrong. He said she has nothing up on me so I need not even worry about her. So basically Louis was being sane. I noted his input then turned to Lou. Lou said fuck that bitch she gets paid so she should take care of her own offspring. He then told me not to worry about her, but that what I did was right. "Shit girl I would have kicked her teeth in a long time ago. You want me to. I'll cut a bitch you know that" Lou said. Louis scoffed and tried to reason. But I think this time me and Lou were on the right page. We ended up excusing ourselves and talking in another room because Louis, who is sane at this moment, is looking at us with judgmental eyes. And we hate when he does that. So me and Lou talked about how great will be when she dies, because I am quite a bit younger and will live longer. We decided to dance on her grave, and then Lou said he was going to spit on her casket in front of God and everybody. That's Lou the serial spitter.
Damn I really should stop talking in my head this shit is starting to seem real to me. Anyway hope your having FUN and taking it slow. But I am going to be honest I am starting to get excited about your new healthy oriental food diet.